Con-fucking-gratu-fucking-la-fucking-tion-fucking-s, Sir. Fuck.
1,000th career strikeout recorded tonight. As if the world of Major League Baseball didn’t already believe that you’re wielding a pair of titanium swingers, you have to go and solidify your reputation of complete and total badassness by ticking off K #K ever so cooly, ever so in command. You’re uncensored, unapologetic, unmerciful, undeniable, unbelievable… and really, really — like, really– criminally good looking.
Fuck.
Oh yeah. Sox won 5-1. And Youk is made of molten awesome.
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//uncensored, unapologetic, unmerciful, undeniable, unbelievable//
very nice. and true.
Comment by beth May 10, 2008 @ 1:43 pmHe’s just too handsome for his own good. Can I say that? I did. I just did. He may have had a part in inspiring this blog title.
… just saying.
Comment by jane19 May 17, 2008 @ 4:29 am